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David:You know how I know you're gay?
You have a rainbow bumper sticker on your car that says,
"I like it when balls are in my face."
Cal :That's gay?

David:You know how I know you're gay?
Cal :Because you're gay so you can tell who the gay people are.

Haziz:Do you know how I know you're gay?
Because you are holding each other ever so gently.

David:You know how I know that you're gay?
Cal :How?
David:You like the movie "Maid in Manhattan".

Cal :You know how I know *you're* gay?
David:How?
Cal :I saw you make a spinach dip in a loaf of sour dough bread once.

David:You know how I know that you're gay?
Cal :How?
David:You have a rainbow bumpersticker on your car that says
"I love it when *balls* are in my face".
Cal :That's *gay*?

David:Goddamnit!
Cal :I'm ripping your head off right now. It's off,
and *now* I'm throwing it at your body.
Cal :Fuck you!
David:Aww.

Cal :You're *gay* now?
David:No, I'm not gay I'm just celibate.
Cal :I think? I mean, that sounds ga- I just want you to know this is like
the first conversation of like three conversations that leads to you
being gay. Like... there's this and then in a year it's like,
"Oh you know, I kinda wanna, ya know, get back out there but I think
I like guys" and then there's the big, "Oh I'm I'm a g-gay guy now".
David:You're gay for saying that.
Cal :I'm gay for saying that?
David:You know how I know you're gay?
Cal :How? How do you know I'm gay?
David:Because you macramed yourself a pair of jean shorts.
Cal :You know how I know *you're* gay? You just told me you're not
sleeping with women any more.

David:You know how I know that you're gay?
Cal :How? Cuz you're gay? and you can tell who other gay people are.
David:You know how I know you're gay?
Cal :How?
David:You like Coldplay.

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